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How to clean the toilet! lol

Post by Country_Girl on Fri Feb 22, 2008 8:06 am

lol How to Clean the Toilet

1.Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and "rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

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Post by Guest on Fri Feb 22, 2008 5:08 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Post by Princess on Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:38 pm

goof ball

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Post by Cheyennabell on Fri Feb 22, 2008 9:39 pm

lol that's funny

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Post by Marisol on Sat Feb 23, 2008 10:10 am

point To bad I don't have a cat.
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Post by boobug_4_christ on Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:51 am

lol,thats just too funny! point
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Post by Marisol on Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:36 pm

A man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."
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Post by Jsillygirl on Sat Jul 26, 2008 5:37 pm

LOL too funny!! laugh

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Post by Princess on Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:17 am

lol! cute

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